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The Black MAMBA

The nickname for only the greatest player currently in the NBA, Kobe Bryant. He also has the deadliest jumpshot in NBA History and holds 4 NBA Finals Rings as well. He will soon pass Kareem Abdul-Jabbar for the most points scored in NBA history.
Santits: Lebron!!!!! Whoo he just won his 2nd MVP

Lucas: Dude FUCK LEBRON!!! Its all about the Black MAMBA BITCHES!!!!!!!!

Jaime: Yea Lebron Sucks but wait dont forget The Black MAMBA is also a snake. :)

Jet Black 

n. 1)a schmuck

n. 2)a person lacking moral character
That Jet Black straight lied to my face, yo!
Jet Black by ronnieradio April 17, 2011

orange is the new black 

A Netflix Original series that kicked off in 2013. Season 2 started June 6th at 3am. (I'm watching it now. Js)
Ok so, it's about a woman named Piper Chapman who's in her 30s and is sentenced to 15 months for transporting money for her drug-dealing girlfriend (over a decade ago). While in prison she reconnects with her ex-girlfriend even though she is engaged to Larry. Obviously, she has problems in prison because let's face it, it's fucking prison.

It's actually a really good series, so check it out.
OITNB Orange Is the New Back Netflix original series orange is the new black

Jacob Black 

The hot character in the Twilight Saga. Played by Taylor Lautner. He has a very manley, sexy chest. And is a werewolf.
Bex "That boy is so ugly."
Dazz "I know. But the other one is a total Jacob Black. I mean look at his chest!"
Jacob Black by Dazz13 December 6, 2009

Rebecca Black 

A young girl who enjoys getting "down" on fridays, she is always looking forward to the weeked and like cereal in the morning at around 7:15 am she makes her way to the bus stop and gets in a car with her other 13 year old friends who can drive! she can only be friends with girls if they have moles on their faces so it is an exculsive group. There is also an underground cult who worship her and demand her to constantly sing the song Friday. If you attempt to visit this cult on any other day then friday they will kill you. If you find them on a friday they WILL be getting down.
Tom: hey Rebecca when do you wanna get down?
Rebecca Black: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Tom: and what are you looking forward to?
Rebecca Black: THE WEEEEEEEEEKKKEEEEEND
Rebecca Black by R.Clarky April 10, 2011

Riding the Black Dragon 

Adj. Refers to caffeine high, coffee buzz, etc... in a paradical version of "Riding the White Dragon"
'What's with Chelsea? She's all over the place today.'

"She just downed a venti espresso. She's riding the black dragon."