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Cum

The peak of our generation's humour. I can't quite blame us though.
"Hey X listen to this joke"

Ok let's hear it Y
"Cum"
*loud wheezing noises from both X and Y*
by Danthyme September 3, 2021
mugGet the Cummug.

Cum Shot facial

When a nigga ejaculates on your face my guy.
I gave this girl a huge cum shot facial.
by YoungColeTheSauceGod January 13, 2018
mugGet the Cum Shot facialmug.

cum seat

A type of seat that is easily reached Incase of a fat nut bust.
Bro I was looking everywhere and I couldn't find the cum seat
by Lildickerdickydick August 18, 2016
mugGet the cum seatmug.

Cum Bumpkin

"My favorite class is the Cum Bumpkin"

"I'm going to dress up as Cum Bumpkin for Halloween!"
by fnaf1012 October 3, 2022
mugGet the Cum Bumpkinmug.

cum cannon

When your dick squirts too much cum on a girl
by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019
mugGet the cum cannonmug.

Cum guzzler

One who devour cum then proceeds to gargle it (usually a chink or orphan)
That cum guzzler just bought some nitro type money!
by The orphan June 1, 2019
mugGet the Cum guzzlermug.

Cum

by Acksjncmskskjdjjsd July 31, 2022
mugGet the Cummug.

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