Cum

The peak of our generation's humour. I can't quite blame us though.

"Hey X listen to this joke"

Ok let's hear it Y
"Cum"
*loud wheezing noises from both X and Y*

by Danthyme September 3, 2021

Cum Shot facial

When a nigga ejaculates on your face my guy.

I gave this girl a huge cum shot facial.

by YoungColeTheSauceGod January 13, 2018

cum seat

A type of seat that is easily reached Incase of a fat nut bust.

Bro I was looking everywhere and I couldn't find the cum seat

by Lildickerdickydick August 18, 2016

Cum Bumpkin

An alternative name for the Engineer from Team Fortress 2

"My favorite class is the Cum Bumpkin"

"I'm going to dress up as Cum Bumpkin for Halloween!"

by fnaf1012 October 3, 2022

cum cannon

When your dick squirts too much cum on a girl

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

Cum guzzler

One who devour cum then proceeds to gargle it (usually a chink or orphan)

That cum guzzler just bought some nitro type money!

by The orphan June 1, 2019

Cum

Semen

My cum was clear

by Acksjncmskskjdjjsd July 31, 2022