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One Two Buckle My shoe

One Two Buckle My Shoe is a new meme by edmondx but it is actually a nursery rhyme invented in the late 1800s.
YO BRO COME OVER HERE COME OVER HERE CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOES THEYRE THE BRAND NEW ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS HOHOHOHO THAT IS SO FIRE
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Butt Plug One Hand Cum

Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand
Dude, I tried a butt plug one hand cum last night and now I can't shit.
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squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.
"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."
by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009
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a girl that talk to more then one guy

You call these type women whores and hoes. If a girl wanna proceeded on with a relationship and talk to multiple men at one time she is a hoe leave that bitch
Tom: That bitch talk to 5 niggas

Rome: damn that bitch a whore
Tom: yeah! thats a girl that talk to more then one guy
by Whore definer October 31, 2021
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Two Camels, One Car

The sexual act of having one man with a small penis and two women with loose pussies.
Guy one : Did you here about Jeff?
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.
by blumpkiinnnnn January 25, 2010
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40 deep ones

a slang term that is usually referred to be a oral sexual action
Foo, go suck 40 deep ones!
by DCX Returns March 13, 2005
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Speak to me oh toothless one

The act or action of letting a fart rip.
Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.
by Seimer December 18, 2006
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