Taking a Jack

Taking a retardedly long time to shit

“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”

by longschlong45 June 9, 2018

Jackson fap jack

.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...

.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!

Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)

“ Do you know that guy Jackson fap jack?”
Yeah I heard he was really thiccccccccc 👀

by Alexis Jasmin 🤮 September 21, 2018

Creamy Apple Jack

A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.

Yeah my mom found my creamy apple jack last night.

by Mr_Williams_Drink_Menu July 19, 2019

Nigga Ass Jack

This Gay Nigga loves to suck off his neighbours cat lol

Jees that guy is such a Nigga Ass Jack

by SPCAU August 28, 2019

Pulling a Jack

When they cancel on you to play video games instead :)

“Sorry, I don’t think I’m gonna come today.
- Why?
“Pokemon.”

“What’s your boyfriend doing?”
- playing Halo.
“He’s pulling a Jack.”

by johnny.dukes December 4, 2019

Being a Jack

Being unbelievably stupid and saying dumb things

Person 1: Hes not ethiopian hes christian
Person 2: Stop being a jack

by Animeuser1234 February 11, 2020

gracie and jack

the camp kennybrook power couple. #cuties #PDA

Omg I caught Gracie and jack Hooking up in their special spot. They were really going at it.

by Samismiles March 26, 2020