fuck dicks

expression; often used after feelings of excitement or anguish

eg 1: fuck dicks Milton! Thats a large ghoststbusters t shirt, where did you get that from?

eg 2:"meine shloss hat eine grosse leak"
"fuch dickshlongenrr!"
"iich bin bien, mein unklewinkel gerfixt es"
"fuch dickschlongenerr, danke mein bestes beefjerky" ...said Barry to his sister

by weblin October 20, 2008

dick-melting

Unerotic; the opposite of an aphrodisiac.

The dim lights and smooth Marvin Gaye playing in the background were meant to set the mood. But Lisa's dick-melting laugh soon took care of that as she cackled loudly at at a story with no comedic content or intent.

Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.

by whitechocolate. March 23, 2013

slipper dick

A very beautiful person from the inside out.

Ricky you're a slipper dick and that's why I love you.

by Syty_74 January 31, 2014

night dick

A lengthy black penis that hide up inside you're girlfriend's vagina. It is activated by the starlight at nighttime. It has a theme song and is a caped crusader against prudish straight male buttholes.

My girlfriend chased me around with her night dick.

I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.

Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.

My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.

by Nightdicklover May 17, 2014

regular dick

n: a girl getting the necessary dosage of sex needed on a regular basis with one man

Sara: So are you and Mike an item ?
Nina: Kinda, he is my regular dick :)

by Mikeyyyyyyy1 April 17, 2014

dick in a bucket

If someone is useless or unhelpful they are a dick in a bucket.

Don't just stand there like a dick in a bucket.

by kai May 11, 2014

chips and dicks

When you are lying in bed naked, taking pictures of a bag of chips & you accidentally take a picture of your dick. OR
When you cut a whole in the bag of chips, put your dick in the whole & tell your lady friend to help herself to some chips.

Do you know how many different flavor chips there are, I can do chips and dicks all day.

by ch&dcspecialist May 27, 2014