Burst a chicken

A compliment of a persons butt.

The phrase “her ass is so firm, you could crack an egg on it”, “burst a chicken” is a far for exaggerated version of “crack an egg”

Damn, her ass so good, you could burst a chicken on it

Burst a chicken by CelebrantDan June 13, 2023

Play with the chicken

To jack off

Im bouta play with the chicken

Play with the chicken by ILoveToDeepthroatNiggers July 4, 2023

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road 

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road by Detailed July 16, 2023

Im the coolestman that chicken wing 

Someone saying that there cool and that chicken wing

Guys the chicken wings were a prank Im the coolestman that chicken wing

Im the coolestman that chicken wing by racism is bad August 7, 2023

some days chicken some days feathers 

Sometimes you up, which is when you'd have a chicken, you know a whole bird, you full and some days feathers, you down, ain't got shit but the part you can't eat, still hungry

Hey how's it going?
You know, some days chicken some days feathers

some days chicken some days feathers by Coloredwrong August 23, 2023

I like chicken 

A phrase used when you don’t know what to say, so you just say “I like chicken” because you think it’s pretty funny. Original creator of phrase used like this is Anya Grace Holland. Hey wanna know something? I like chicken.
Could also be used by saying “I eat chicken.”

N-“Hi girly”

A-“Hi!”
A-“I like chicken”

I like chicken by Coolskahgsnajahahhajs September 7, 2023

two pieces of chicken 

In chess when your opponent threatens mate in one and then you push one of your pawns which is now defending the mate threat and resulting in the opponent now having 2 pawns hanging instead of one (you couldn’t take the pawn on the move before because M1 was hanging)

Killian pushed one of his pawns, such a brilliant move because now there are two pieces of chicken.

two pieces of chicken by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat September 25, 2023