what the fuck

i hate urban dictionary

what the fuck is wrong with this website

by asciidude July 12, 2022

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Erm what the sigma

When someone is introduced to something that is too sigmatic for them

Jordan: I hit that fattys gyatt yesterday
Bob: erm what the sigma

by Gyattingsigma May 08, 2024

what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.

"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"

by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025

what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy

Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!

by geezerpleaser69 November 09, 2023

What's causing all the autism

I don't know, stop fucking your sister maybe. You God told you not to fuck your sister. You did it anyway. And then you started a cult to extole the virtues of sister fucking.

Hym "What's causing all the autism? Probably all the incest, quasi-incest, and accidental genetically similar attraction incest. Let, she looks like your sister because you live in the same family tree somewhere down the line. You made an incest cult. Stop fucking your sister or stop complaining about the autism. You can't have it bith ways."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024