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Dad times

I kinda tragic embarrassing moment, something your dad would do, similar to “sad times”
by Rayyyyyyyy January 29, 2019
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Time Terrorist

Someone who hijacks your evening repeatedly.

Somebody who holds hostage your time with no intention of giving it back.

Someone who wastes your time for their own amusement.
Fuck that time terrorist!

No I will not hang out withthat time terrorist. Last time was the worst.

That time terrorist asked me to move his couch, turns out once I got there he needed me to move his whole fucking house.
by EvilDans February 2, 2019
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Shag Time

When Scooby, Shaggy & the gang on the Scooby Doobie Do cartoon bring the bad guys to justice, and the meddling kids can finally relax and enjoy the victory - it's shag time...
When the Devil is on his knees begging Jesus to be his Lord & Savior, indeed we will know it's shag time...
by Daughter of Diablo February 16, 2019
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Time and a half

by Treefish February 16, 2019
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Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.
The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
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Dino Time

The first phrase spoken by Hellen Keller, after she learned how to speak
by Punior February 18, 2019
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4th time this weeek

When something constantly happens to you multiple times in a week and it’s like just your bad luck and not your fault
sir ur under arrest

officer that’s the 4th time this weeek
by 5p bags from asdas September 16, 2018
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