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double fried

In which you get a sunburn, on top of a healing sunbirn that has begun to peel
Jerry: Man i really fucked up
Jack: how so?
Jerry: i got double fried because i forgot to bring sunscreen again
by Kitten_Pop June 12, 2021
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Double Negative

A Karen/Darren who acts like a snowflake
Has anyone else noticed how (insert name here) is acting like such a double negative lately?
by Excuse me, I farted June 16, 2021
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European Double-Decker

Performing a European Double-Decker involves a male and female deficating in the bowl and resevoir (respectively) with the male straddling the resevoir, thus giving him access to perform cunnilingus on the female.
Brad and Angela just got back from a European Double-Decker in the bathroom. You can tell by his white mustache and brown soul patch.
by Ninjow June 17, 2021
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double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
by Big dick André August 17, 2024
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Double pants

The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.
Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
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irregular-double-first-cousin

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of half-aunt (mother's half-sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of half-aunt (father's half-sister) at the same time.
3- Child of aunt (father's sister) and of half-uncle (mother's half-brother) at the same time.
4- Child of aunt (mother's sister) and of half-uncle (father's half-brother) at the same time.
5- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
Irregular-double-first-cousin.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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double-first-cousin

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of aunt (mother's sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of aunt (father's sister) at the same time.
3- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.
Double-first-cousin.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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