This is a way of saying that something was either bad/rubbish/not very good at all. It can be used instead of saing 'f*** all.'
by bobdoesntknowwhattosay October 14, 2009
Get the Dog Allmug. The sensation of having eaten so much one feels as if they are a 'balloon dog', a dog shaped baloon-animal, the type often made by a clown for a child; under extreme pressure and ready to explode any second.
"Hey sorry about that, we ate a couple seafood platters and got completely balloon dogged before we got here. I shouldn't have fed her those last five drinks. That will need to be steam cleaned."
"No desert thanks, I am totally fucking balloon dogged after eating that family of hippopotami."
"No desert thanks, I am totally fucking balloon dogged after eating that family of hippopotami."
by Lakin A. October 15, 2007
Get the Balloon Doggedmug. by izy16 October 1, 2008
Get the drug-dogmug. When a man cum in a womans mouth and she lets it dribble out. Thay look like a rabbid dog hence the term mad dod
by T.Real October 20, 2008
Get the Mad Dogmug. When you chili dog a gal using red freds.
Chili doggin' is of course when you drop a pile of turds (or puddle of diarrhea) between a pair of breasts then proceed to titty fuck using the feces as lubrication. Red freds are turds that are distinctly red with blood, and it is that beautiful crimson red--like from hot chilies--that makes it a Spicy Chili Dog. It should be noted that the unique texture and consistency of the red fred makes for the most pleasurable chili doggin' experience.
Chili doggin' is of course when you drop a pile of turds (or puddle of diarrhea) between a pair of breasts then proceed to titty fuck using the feces as lubrication. Red freds are turds that are distinctly red with blood, and it is that beautiful crimson red--like from hot chilies--that makes it a Spicy Chili Dog. It should be noted that the unique texture and consistency of the red fred makes for the most pleasurable chili doggin' experience.
I though this intestinal ulcer was a horrible curse because I have been dropping red freds for the last month. But ever since I discovered the Spicy Chili Dog I hope it never heals. My bloody turds are a world class lubricant and they have made the skin on my genitals and my grandmother's breast soft and wrinkle free.
by Goat Pellet Muncher May 30, 2009
Get the Spicy Chili Dogmug. by nockcose September 17, 2016
Get the dog shit breathmug. 