Shimaya the Monkey

Shimaya the monkey was adopted at a young age when a family came by to the zoo and she fell out of the tree. The two children wanted a pet and asked their mother for a pet monkey. Their mother agreed and put the baby monkey in their purse and ran out of the zoo. Now this monkey isn't a very nice monkey in fact she's a very bad monkey and doesn't listen to instructions. Her nose also flares up when she's angry and has 5 basic gestures she turns to. Do you know someone like this? Call them Shimaya the Monkey

Stop being such a Shimaya the Monkey!!!

by heheheessdd May 30, 2025

Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.

Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?

by hairydolphin217 November 15, 2017

Manure monkey

A term used towards Sri Lankans during the early 1900s by the British, highly derogatory and is a banned phrase in many countries the term is consider Worse than the N word as the British would murder Sri Lankans while yelling this

Oscar is a manure monkey

by Splatella November 24, 2025

Spite monkey mentality

Regular teenage behavior

Not getting along with your family is considered spite monkey mentality.

by Threescore August 26, 2016

Spud Monkey

A Chunky pinto colored Horse. Often times a mustang. Interchangeably also known as Chunky Monkey.

My horses name is Spud Monkey

by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023

spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

by FriedTasty September 21, 2019

monkey

a person who is way to small and starting shrinking by fifth grade

jagger is such a monkey

i heard he stopped growing before he was in middle school

apparently someone called him an endangered species

wow really

yeah

by catisfat April 1, 2022