Mom

A girl that can has gave birth to a child. They are almost always fat.

I love you mom.

by iknowwords109 February 13, 2023

mom be like humour

Where a 20-year-old describes their experiences with their mom from the perspective of a 9-year-old

"haha don't you just hate it when mom doesn't let you game past 10 pm" Said by 20-year-old single adult engaging in mom be like humour.

by momoniemoproblem February 20, 2023

Your mom

Your mom is someone you respect. She is your parent and is the one who sets rules. Listen to your mom.

Hello, John your mom is very very nice!

by I love titties6969 February 21, 2023

Your mom

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.

Milo: Your mom's so fat I can't e-

Hoffman: Okay, okay, I get it. Shut up, you prick!

by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025

Refrigerator Shopping With Mom

Code for railing lines of coke off the limp cock of a Venezuelan gang banger while 3 midgets play roshambo in the corner dressed as oompa loompas.

I wont be able to raid with the boys tonight, Sara caved and set up some refrigerator shopping with mom for my birthday.

by SkerdausMom April 3, 2025

Sorry, Mom, But Yudelka Robles Sabe Du Artista De Ligua

Sorry, Mom, But Yudelka Robles Sabe Du Artista De Ligua

Sorry, Mom, But Yudelka Robles Sabe Du Artista De Ligua

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025