jack church

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).

Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!

by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018

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Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

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jack corley

A big bear cock boy who has a very lean body he also looks like the retarded dude from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

Bruhh that dude is such a jack corley he has a massive bear cock.

by LaurenQuavuis May 31, 2018

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Jack sledge

When a guy is pounded(either himself or someone else) really hard that his balls are making the sound and explodes

Justin was jack sledged by Janet when she took his load all over herself!

by Janet4u May 31, 2018

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Jack

Jack is a tall white man. Most people associates him as Percy Jackson. people say Jacks have dyslexia and dashing blonde hair. He has a anger problem so don't p*** him off or he will f**k you up real good. Jacks have underwater cribs in the great seas so he is undetected from all of his enemies. Some girls dig him but he does not feel the same way so people call him "The Heart Breaker"
Jacks are realistic and scary.

PERCY JACKSON!!!!

by TOPOFTHEMORNINGTOYALADDIES June 1, 2018

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