When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.
Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load
by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022
Get the cottage cheese loadmug. The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 15, 2015
Get the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Piemug. The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
by THEONE209 February 2, 2020
Get the Cottage cheese blanketmug. by W1LFRD May 17, 2021
Get the do not get cheesedmug. when a women shits on a mans dick that has nob cheese and the man rubs the poop all over his penis and balls.
by DeezNutsprod. May 14, 2015
Get the chocolate cheesemug. by NachosBellGrande33 October 20, 2021
Get the Nacho Cheesemug. by Dick cheese man August 28, 2018
Get the confundus cheesemug.