brink of browning

When an individual is about to shit themselves and is mere seconds away from having an accident.

I have to go to the bathroom right now! I'm on the brink of browning!

by TheTwistedFalcon June 22, 2019

Brown Footer

A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.

John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.

by Mcjissycumpants December 6, 2010

Brown Nooner

Anal sex on your lunch break.

"Sean and I just had a brown nooner and now my asshole is sore."

by Pink Wiggle February 25, 2024

Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.

Can I use your bathroom? No sorry,
there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress

by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 4, 2024

Brown Meteor

A Brown Meteor is when you poop in a sock, then swing it around really fast, leaving a stench circle. To make it a Brown Comet, you need to let go and let it fly into a wall or person.

James: Brown Meteor, locked and loaded.

Lucas: Swing her around champ.

by DUNC3 March 4, 2025

Chris Brown

To beat a woman.

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

brown eel

when a girl is anally riding u cowgirl style and she farts and shits on your dick and then she slides off and uses her shit as lube as she gives you a footjob and then wipes it all over your chest

that bitch gave me the brown eel last night and i almost had to wife her

by BigFatHairyBallz69 October 11, 2018