“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

Morbin time

To cum and piss on a girls face and yell get “morbed on” as loud as you can.

“I took Simona out to see that movie morbius last night, we went back to my place and I went hardline morbin time on her. She swallowed all of my 567 morbillion kids.

by OhioCumdrummer June 5, 2022

phaneuf time

its when you masterbate using baked goods
ie. bagels, croissants and other pastries.

I just spent 5 minutes phaneuf time with a chocolate glazed donut.

by The red baryne February 3, 2010

Jedi time travel

When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time

Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel

by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017

i sneezed three times

?WHAT IS 7 TIMES 8

ooh shit i bout to die -
wtf why-
i sneezed three times-
R.I.P-

by the match was rigged November 15, 2019

time stamp games

I already did you ass.

I took a screenshot but that wouldn't be physical, I would have to mail a letter to myself. FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH on your shitty time stamp games computer program that is preventing my defintion from going up because I haven't logged into my email account yet. Paranoia, is a motivating factor in my time stamp games. I don't like them, I just want them to exist so sexual attraction exists on it because knowledge is attractive and being hateful about Linux is not.

by betterego October 22, 2015

first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021