Cum chicken nugget

The act of cumming in someone's chicken nuggets for sexual pleasure

Jim: man I could go for a cum chicken nugget

by Ahhhhhhahhhahahhahhhahhh November 18, 2023

National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020

Cumming, GA

Funny 69 city name

The people who founded "Cumming, GA" 😭

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

Cum Nest

A place of your home that is used for sex-having. Could be a bed, your couch, kitchen countertops, etc. Whichever is most used.

“Peter is that your cum nest? That looks awesome”

“Yeah that’s my cum nest, I just used it last night”
“Sick bro”

by NotPeterLOL August 9, 2022

Cum sickle

A condom filled with cum and then frozen for a female's delight.

Hey babe want a cum sickle

by BIGMANBAGMAN January 13, 2020

cum in a bathtub

It’s cum in a bathtub now take it

Chad here’s cum in a bathtub take it

by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021

brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.

Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.

by Anonymousscientist21 August 19, 2021