crap-nut

A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.

He is such a crap-nut!

by trayceee December 15, 2008

chode nut

A person who is being rude/ a little bitch

hey john is such a chode nut

by qwertyuiop234567890 March 5, 2016

nut negative

When getting a nut does not outweigh the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut positive

Sucking my own dick definitely turned out to be a nut negative experience.

by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017

Nim-nuts

A quick way to say “them-nuts”

Elizabeth: Hey! They’re walking away

Kay: COME BACK YOU NIM-NUTS!!!

by AmyJohnson October 9, 2019

Nut Barrage

To inflict violence upon someone or something using one's own, or another individual's testicles as a weapon.

I just got Nut Barraged!

by William Rentes September 4, 2018

nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption

I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet

by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024

Nuts

Aka chocks, nuts are expensive hunks of metal for rock climbing. Climbers must select the perfect to nut carefully slot into a constriction between two rocks. Nut placements are fiddly but at least they don’t walk like cams!

“Don’t forget to grab my nuts and cams before you lead the next pitch!”
“That was a bomber nut, it had perfect contact with the rock”

by GayClimber May 18, 2025