New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye - New Kanye" comparisons. New Doofy always has more money, class, style and wisdom than his former self.

New Doofy always has money in the banana stand. New Doofy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022

New York Pipelines

When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.

Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020

New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.

"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."

by alexseymour October 26, 2014

Sober New Year's

Sober New Year's was created by POP Buchanan the founder of Sober is Dope. It was created as a book to bring focus to how to use New Year's Resolutions to Stay Clean and Sober.

Looking forward to a Sober New Year's.

by Sober POP October 30, 2024

New Trier

An extreme “try-hard.” Sibling of the legendary “Turd-Ferguson.” The kind of person that leans into pitches during 12” softball games and/or lays out and blocks shots in beer league hockey.

Jack - Did you see how many brackets that guy was wearing? Who does he think he is... Johny Depp?

Leroy-Brown - New Trier.

by Leroy-Brown October 12, 2019

New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021