Surprise Dick

A person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total dick.

Me: Mr. Johnson, will you please accept this paper? I only couldn't turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. You seem like a reasonable enough guy.

Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!

Me: Damn what a surprise dick

by NICKBERT August 15, 2010

flippy dick

a penis after sex. flips up and down eaily due to a post-erection

jim: dude why r u sitting down

carlos: i just got layed... so i have a flippy dick

by watafag May 31, 2010

Dick Relish

Sold by vendors as a topping for meaty entrees at certain sporting events, such as the Houston 500.

Get your dick relish. Fresh dick relish here!

by Jim Townerson Jr (THA DEUCE) May 1, 2009

Duff-Dick

A term used to describe the inability to perform sexually under the influence of vast amounts of alcohol.

"Oh man, I was at this crazy party, finally hooked up with the hottest girl there, got into her bed and lost out to a serious case of duff-dick."

by Jason Pickett January 17, 2008

Dick-bucket

1. A person who is constantly being an asshole.
2. An irritating person; being extremely annoying when it's uncalled for.
3. Dingle berry

Vincent: "I'll pee on you when you sleep!"
Adam: "Don't be such a dick-bucket!"

by Vinchencho January 10, 2008

dick schick

a girl that scrapes a guys dick wen givin head, usually buck toothed bitches; also known as dick razors, cox shavers, and chicken killers

"dude, my girl finally went down last night"
"hell yeah man, was it any good?"
"fuck na, she's a dick schick"

by amber s. and hannah b. August 4, 2008

Eggy Dick

1. A penis that is covered in egg.
2. A penis that has been infected by the STD gonorrhea.
3. A penis that is covered in eggy poo.
4. A strong colloqualism used to insult a stupid, foolish or hated person.

You killed my fish you eggy dick!

I woke up with eggy dick this morning.

I was bored so I gave myself an eggy dick.

by bazgil123 February 3, 2009