Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.
by Circumcised tortoise December 30, 2018
by Theejaculator October 05, 2020
a runescape player who makes videos on youtube
by monkey dudu May 19, 2016
by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021
A sexual act involving dropping a lumpy turd into a sexual partners mouth and making them swallow it whole. The next day, you give them multiple laxatives and making them shit it back out onto a random animal of your choosing (such as a monkey)
by 2001legohagrid January 11, 2022
Person 1:Emmett gotta chunky monkey from Luca last night
Person:eww why’s he have so many weird kinks
Person:eww why’s he have so many weird kinks
by Cookingwithpoo September 26, 2021