by protohobo February 15, 2014

Person 1 : Yo dude have you seen the statue of king kong balls?
Person 2 : Yoo yeah I really wanna go there and take a picture of it.
Person 2 : Yoo yeah I really wanna go there and take a picture of it.
by Afucking_Idiothere02 September 22, 2021

Blue balls make you angry, upset, agitated and irritable.
After getting aroused for a while and then not getting off is irritating.
If a girl is known for giving guys blue balls she can be labelled IBS.
After getting aroused for a while and then not getting off is irritating.
If a girl is known for giving guys blue balls she can be labelled IBS.
Mitch "Yo, why are you sitting with your legs so wide apart and your belt undone?"
Corey "That tease Brandi gave me Irritable Ball Syndrome again."
Mitch "IBS, sucks to be you."
Corey "That tease Brandi gave me Irritable Ball Syndrome again."
Mitch "IBS, sucks to be you."
by Lawrencetown April 11, 2013

by benji64 January 29, 2009

MiddiWest
She wanna be my private dancer (The stripper anthem, baby)
My private deep throater
Let’s go (Let’s go)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Girl, you got a long tongue (Yeah), you can’t go wrong (Okay)
When you see me, you say I turn you on (Yeah, baby)
Always say (Uh), if I get a chance (Uh)
I’m gonna satisfy your needs (She say)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Get it, c’mon)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees (Yeah)
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Uh, let’s go)
Hit me up, all day (All day)
Talking about, how she gonna swipe me (Swipe me)
She says she just love, swallowing my babiеs (My babies)
She start doing me insidе my Mercedes
She love going up and down (Down)
She keep doing that “hm” sound (Make it turn up)
Lickin’ it (Uh), swallow it (Swallow it), gargle it (Uh)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
She wanna be my private dancer (The stripper anthem, baby)
My private deep throater
Let’s go (Let’s go)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Girl, you got a long tongue (Yeah), you can’t go wrong (Okay)
When you see me, you say I turn you on (Yeah, baby)
Always say (Uh), if I get a chance (Uh)
I’m gonna satisfy your needs (She say)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Get it, c’mon)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees (Yeah)
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Uh, let’s go)
Hit me up, all day (All day)
Talking about, how she gonna swipe me (Swipe me)
She says she just love, swallowing my babiеs (My babies)
She start doing me insidе my Mercedes
She love going up and down (Down)
She keep doing that “hm” sound (Make it turn up)
Lickin’ it (Uh), swallow it (Swallow it), gargle it (Uh)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
by Me whenever: September 13, 2021

by AsianLee February 19, 2011

An exclamation utilized when you're angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. It is frequently abbreviated as "BOMF!". The shorter variant, "Balls!" is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullshit or crap).
Tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,"Balls on my FACE!"
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"
Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."
Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.
Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"
Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."
Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.
Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."
by Jal Pal June 5, 2009
