Nate's momS

Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.

English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.

by Yert_Yert_Yert January 10, 2018

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Jake's mom

A huge whore

Jonny, wow look at that its Jake's mom,
What a whore

by Mrppman April 28, 2020

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Jakes mom

Biggest titted person in the world

Jakes mom has a big ass and tits

by SUSMAS-IS-FUN.COM November 10, 2021

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Puppets Mom

Strings attached to the ass, Mother of a bad ass little kid, who she lets get away with anything and will not discipline, and gets offended if its pointed out to her or if another person trys to step in an unpleasant conditions which must be accepted as part of deal in order to seal the deal

This girl is so fine but she's a puppets mom so she got strings attached to that ass

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021

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Bethesda Mom

Young, white moms who live near and in Bethesda, Maryland. They are often seen getting Panera, froyo, wearing Lululemon, taking their kids to soccer practice, and in their Peloton and Pilates classes. On Thanksgiving, they make their kids wake up at an ungodly hour to run a Turkey Trot. They most likely have color treated hair, usually bleach blonde, and get keratin treatments multiple times a year. Their houses are probably painted white, and have strictly neutral tones as wall colors. If they have any pets, they’ll have a white crusty dog named Lola or Coco. Some can be sweet, but will probably gossip in their “Moms of Bethesda” Facebook group about you.

Me: Bro I was working at Panera the other day and the most stereotypical Bethesda Mom came in

Bro: Yo really? Did she order unsweetened iced tea and everything?

Me: Yea, and then I saw her posting it on Facebook with #blessed next to it 💀
Bro: That was definitely a Bethesda Mom

by dmv_kid88 November 24, 2023

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