I've been working 16 hours a day, but thanks to tinder and time management I got laid every day this week.
by Urbancorgis June 9, 2018

by simp110111 March 28, 2022

first-cousin-four-times-removed.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

The more colloquial term for time travel used by time travellers.
Not to be confused with 'time skip', a plot device in fictional stories.
Refer to 'time jumpers' or simply 'jumpers' for the similar colloquial term for time travellers.
Not to be confused with 'time skip', a plot device in fictional stories.
Refer to 'time jumpers' or simply 'jumpers' for the similar colloquial term for time travellers.
"Only way we can fix classified is if we time jump."
"We're never jumping at -25 sqwimbles again, I don't know why I listen to your ideas."
"Gear up, we're jumping in 5 minutes."
"We're never jumping at -25 sqwimbles again, I don't know why I listen to your ideas."
"Gear up, we're jumping in 5 minutes."
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024

"what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"
by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018
