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Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.
Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-
by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023
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ur mom: gae
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insufferable new mom

When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)

They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...

Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.

They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.

If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)

B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.

A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022
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Your Mom

by Madison Rains March 29, 2022
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Your Mom

by Sexiest pornstar January 31, 2019
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Ur mom

Ur mom so fat I missed 4 seasons of Simpsons
by D_ck-lover65 January 20, 2022
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Ur mom

Ur mom is mine. She’s a bitch and she does great in bed
by Ur moms really piping off November 12, 2020
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