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KLAN MOM

Klan mom thinks Jewish people have space lasers.
by Bennydbum May 9, 2025
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Best mom ever

Someone (mom) who can be described as “the best mom ever” is someone who is kind, thoughtful, has a big heart and can cheer up your day. These types of moms don’t come alway but if you have one you are lucky!
Me: “My mom is the best mom ever!”
by anonymous May 10, 2025
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On Mom?

A term coined by Isaacwhy and Softwilly (on YouTube) that essentially asks if the person speaking would swear to what they’re saying on their mother.
“Dude, I just took a massive shit, a whole 15 inches in circumference, but I failed to clog the toilet

“On mom?”
by Giggleshitter1019 May 12, 2025
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ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else
maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had
by mc crispy May 17, 2025
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The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.
Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.
by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025
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Freebie Mom

A person who hides their identity and uses referral links and prizes to collect data on people.
"Freebie Mom" always stealing links from other freebie sites.
by nhbiy78 June 11, 2025
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sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."
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