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Jack

Usually live in Jacksonville, tend to do lots of jumping-jacks, and are the most popular among authors, as that seems to be the only name they ever use
If you are reading this, The Jack army will do nothing
by nerf_er_nuthin December 12, 2020
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Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
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Jack

Sick interior designer and architect. Has an affinity for knocking down cabinets, building walls and baptizing bachelor pads. Known to deal 6 for $10 Bath and Body Works "man" hand sanitizers. Allergic to cats and "man" hand sanitizers. His ears are too low and his chin is too long, rashy hands but has prince charming hair. Has the memory of a 150 year old, but HUGE cabbage patch energy ;)
Jack totally baptized our bachelor pad last Friday when he puked his brains out.
by egerton September 9, 2020
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Jack kohl

Jack kohl would do anything to hold her hand.
by Lil Lellow June 21, 2020
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Jack

An absolute lad he’s just so stupid and don’t have a clue what he’s on about half of the time and he’s got a ginger mullet bc he’s just so cool
Dave : “did you see jacks new haircut?”
Dave 2 : “yea man he’s so cool 😎”
by Pineapple gyal March 12, 2022
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Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
by Daura2731 November 20, 2018
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Jack frost

having sex outside in the snow, you pull out and finish on the snow, proceed to make a snow ball with it and throw it at her face.
Friend : Why won't Gina go skiing with us?

Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.
by Dravenpunk January 22, 2017
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