friend

a fucking bitch that is never there when you need them and stabs you in the back and all on reapeat leaves you with no friends

"hey" what stupid bitch go die in a hole" friend 1 :.....

by oofer4l January 11, 2021

friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.

Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!

by Lieselock May 24, 2018

Friend

1-real
2-fake

A:be my friend pls
B:(ready for the choice that change ur life)

by I don’t have any name February 22, 2021

call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby

"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"

by michaelje13 November 21, 2022

Friend

Forever Reliable Important Even Near Death

I use the term friend very loosely

by Goomba Gawd September 12, 2023

Friends

something you dont have

"Hey Jef how many friends do you have?"
"-1"
"do you live under a rock"

by blehblehblehblehblehblehbleh May 20, 2018

Friend

Somebody with similar alliances and adversaries; or somebody that connects you to your alliances or adversaries.

This is my "friend".

by 0HelloolleH2018 October 21, 2018