Wilson Mom

“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.

“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.

Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens

“Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock”

by BeSlamming November 12, 2023

Emil's mom

Get the "frikort" from "Donken" and she will fulfill all of your dreams.

I have a "frikort" to Emil's mom, totally gonna use it tonight.

by Too cute emiritus June 6, 2017

Doing your mom

When a gamer doesn't have a comeback, they'll say they are doing it with your mom when they are not.

"Bro you're trash at this game"
"STFU, I'm doing your mom right now"

by SkinEater February 25, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is ur mom

LOLLLLL UR MOMMMM ISS SOOOO FAT

by remballs January 5, 2023

ur mom

it means that a kid is joking

ur mom is so hot

by hi im a hottie April 27, 2022

your mom YES

the best mom insult word for someone that is your school bully

me: *sit on bench*
bully: your bad
me: your mom YES

by kevinivy100 May 4, 2022

Your mom

Your mom

Hey how is your mom

by Iona jake July 26, 2021