Pulling a Jordan Law

When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.

Wow, Bob was "Pulling a Jordan Law" on Jim lasnight when Jims mom walked in on them!

by Gord Ritchie November 17, 2009

Pulling an Adrian Wilder

The act of creating a false name for yourself and having everyone call you by it, even family members, without legally changing it in the federal database.

fakegaydisrespectfulliarfalseidentity theftPulling an Adrian Wilder

by frankthetank91 November 1, 2010

pulling a peter gibbons

Waking up one morning and deciding that going to work isn't going to happen and not caring about the consequences

Named after Ron Livingston's character, Peter Gibbons, in Office Space

I felt like sleeping in, so I'm pulling a Peter Gibbons.

by Krystal T January 1, 2006

pull her card

when someone checks you, or calls you out
getting your 'hoe' card pulled

She looked at my dude so I had to pull her card

by Catdogg November 16, 2006

pull some wood

another meaning for head brain knowledge

another way of asking a male/female for head
to say that someone sucks dick

"Man Jalessa can pull some good wood"
"I got my wood pulled last night"
"pull some wood, bitch!"

by Reverend Rob September 25, 2006

pull a harry potter

When you blow a load shaped like a lighting bolt on a girls forehead.

hey did pull a harry potter on your girl friend?

by keebles June 24, 2009

Pull, spray and pray

Same as Pull and Pray with the added act of ejaculating on partner's face.

She told me to pull out so I did the pull, spray and pray. She had skeet all over her face.

by chemicalmind January 20, 2006