Go chase a bag

Telling someone to mind their business and don’t worry about what somebody else is doing

Jadaurian won’t stop telling people to go chase a bag.

by Laksjdhf June 09, 2019

Reverse Blind Tea Bag

The reverse of the Blind Tea Bag. (Left eye, left nut)

When someone is falling asleep early at a party, another member of the party will then open the RIGHT eye and put the RIGHT nut on it.

Billy: I think I should get some sleep.
Phillip: Awe, Billy. I swear to god, this time we'll REVERSE blind tea bag you.
Billy: NOT MY RIGHT EYE.

by Teenie Bear July 04, 2009

three marble bag

The contents of a speedo when the gentleman sporting said garment is over the age of 40 and walking out of a fairly chilly surf.

Check out the three marble bag on that guy!

by oban144u July 29, 2011

Stay fresh cheese bags

Probably the best way to say your farewells. This saying was first tweeted by Rich Neville on Twitter.

A: Ah hecc I gtg man
B: Ah ok
A: Alas, stay fresh cheese bags
B: Mmmmm will do

by NikNakZak April 01, 2019

I’ll get the chip bag

1. When you’re too poor or too young to get a flesh light so you use a chip bag 2. When you don’t have any tissues so you beat off into a chip bag.

Kenny: Shit I wish I had a fleshlight.
Stan: I’ll get the chip bag.

by XNarz September 25, 2019

cold tile tea-bagging

the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat

"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"

by floydandsky September 23, 2011

bag ‘em and tag ‘em

Hooking up with someone and then talking about it to everyone

Guy 1: are we going out?
Guy 2: yes
Guy 3: can’t wait to get that poon
Guy 4: alright boys bag ‘em and tag ‘em

by DJABBYCHRIST October 07, 2019