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bad heir day

n. A day when one or more of your children does something bad ... very bad.
Why is Igor out on the window ledge mumbling about a hostage taking and some arrests?

Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.
by gnostic1 October 25, 2010
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Modern-Day Vampire

One who believes they are a vampire in current times;

one in a clique for those that obsess over vampires in fiction and/or non-fiction snense

;

one who actually participates in vampire rituals and religion
;

a poseur, a goth that dresses as a vampire gawth goff fake wannabe
www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com
by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004
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Saint Patrick's Day

one of the better holidays, where people who aren't even irish pretend to be, and everyone gets drunk.
On Saint Patrick's Day, we all wore green hats and drank whiskey
by IrishRepublicanArmy March 8, 2004
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Hug a Furry day

Hug a Furry day is held on the 28th of November in which, if you took part in Beat a Furry day the day before, you must Hug all Furries you meet and you CAN NOT fight back.
Dan hugged 35 Furries yesterday. It was Hug a Furry day.
by Dan, the Furry November 27, 2019
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National Fuck Day

8/6 (August Sex)

This is a day celebrating variety in sex partners, and just going for it.

Remember:

"If you're with someone new, you know what to do!"

This is also a great day to try skydiving, pearl diving, bottle spinning, or just anything you have always wanted to do but just haven't yet.
My hopeful fuck buddy was ready to call it a night, but I said, "Why don't you come on over to my place instead? It's national fuck day!!"
by Jovanzi January 6, 2012
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Soup of the Day

"Soup of the day, flavor of the month, stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt."
by Vandal's Fan April 18, 2005
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