kids

a waste of time

mom 1: "yeah I have 10 kids."
mom 2: "how do you feed all of them?"
mom 1: "I don't."

by poggersgotbanned January 26, 2021

That Kid Kevin

A handsome, funny, kind, honest, smart and shy guy. He's the very sweetest guy, a good friend who always tries his best to be there for you. He might seem like a tough guy on the outside, but he's a softie inside.

Friend: Who's that guy you're crushing over again?
Girl: oh he's that kid Kevin!

by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022

kid kidio

That random squeker in my fucking call that thinks he's big as Sasquatch, but is the size of a chihuahua

I'ma fucking kill Kid Kidio!

by XI_HEX_IX October 13, 2015

Resume kid

One of those (usually upper-middle class white) assholes that only does anything to put on their resume, or to look better for colleges. They join lots of clubs and organizations, but never put any effort into them, or put in the minimum effort to remain a member; they've been out of more groups than you've been a part of, especially groups that look good on paper but don't actually do anything (the kids that start "charities" in high school and write their college app letters on how their trip to Ghana changed their lives are a prime example). They don't actually care about anything other than the nebulous goal of "achievement".
Often a premed.

Alice: Carol just joined the physics club!
Bob: Yeah, but she's just a resume kid, so she'll never actually come to meetings.

by bojanglesshovel January 27, 2019

fortnite kid

my annoying ass little brother thomas who wont stop screaming at random fortnite players

person A: dude youre such a fortnite kid
person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
person A: damn

by jaspernotcasper April 24, 2023

Fuck your kids

You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)

Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2025

Kids

Disappointments, make your boobs drop, and often run into walls and break there legs

Those damn kids are annoying

by kidsaregay420 July 2, 2020