Mac & Jack

Mac & Jack is just a fancy phrase that simply means masturbation.

When I'm horny I like to mac & jack.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

by DanTheWan August 12, 2023

Jacking Wylder

A wild masturbating competition between two friends that often leads to frisky sexual favours

Bro 1: Hey bro, you wanna pull a jacking Wylder after work?

Bro 2: YES OF COURSE, but it could get frisky…..
Bro 1: it wouldn’t be a jacking Wylder if it doesn’t get frisky;)

by GoonerproAids June 6, 2025

Jack

Sexy man big pp small feet big meat.

Jack pp big

by Burger Man Foot Cheese July 18, 2020

Jack

Best salesman you will ever meet huge cock and his friends all have small penises who work in SA

I just heard that guy on the phone he’s a real jack look at his buldge

by Bestbelleralive November 23, 2021

Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.

"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Jack To The Future

An infamously horrible video by YouTuber Jacksfilms the video was infamously horrible because the video was purely sponsored slop with feeling more like a Nickelodeon special than a YouTube video

“Have you watched that HORRIBLE video Jack To The Future”

by Welsh Pro on YouTube January 16, 2025