Monkeys in the Jungle

When somebody nuts in their own, or somebody else's public hair and leaves it there.

"I heard that Sam leaves his Monkeys in the Jungle!"

by WPrivvy January 7, 2025

Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.

“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”

by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021

Monkey-brain

A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.

Do you not understand that what I'm trying to say? what do you got a monkey-brain ?

by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023

turquoise monkey

when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up

"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"

by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021

african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.

“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”

by itsok2005 February 2, 2022

monkeys

Where real scientists say we came from.

According to the Origin of Species, we all came from monkeys.

by God is watching you. July 8, 2017

monkeying

Dillydallying with someone other than momi

Yo, was you monkeying with someone else! ?

by Momi February 17, 2015