smudge the prairie dog

the very beginning of a turd that is trying to sneak out of your anus...especially when you cant make it to a rest room. It will try and try to make its way out, but you have to keep on clenching to keep it in...

I was at the racetrack, watching the race, when I felt 'smudge the prairie dog' trying to make his way out. The shitter was about a mile away, so I had to fight with him all stinking day!

by smudge the prairie dog September 19, 2009

Dog piss fart

The act of lifting your leg to fart, usually in the general direction of a friend or coworker

Yo, did you just see Artie lay that dog piss fart at James?

by Tyrellas December 9, 2010

dead butchers dog

the scent from a women who is mid way through her menstruation cycle particulary when she is bleeding

The scent of a dead butchers dog did not stop jakey from wanting her.

by lazyfoxx May 30, 2006

dog pecker nats

bugs flying around smelly crouch's

My friend wes was working on my car in the heat of the summer and kept cussing and swearing. I said whats up wes he said these damn dog pecker nats keep biting my nuts.

by kenoter June 5, 2007

raw dog

eating food with your hands while shitfaced

"dude, i was so hammered new year's eve I was raw dog-n' that mac 'n cheese right outta the pot"

by ace bradshaw January 10, 2010

Alaskan Corn Dog

When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.

After turkey dinner my girlfriend gave me an Alaskan Corn Dog

by Xorak April 22, 2008

give a dog a bone

to have a threesome with
(a bone looks like two penises together)

person 1: yo homie lets go give a dog a bone
person 2: yea for real

by jmoney24 January 14, 2008