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Monkey Feet

When the head is so good your toes curl like a monkey.
“Man that head was so good that bitch gave me Monkey Feet”
by Акула August 3, 2021
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MONKEY GAMING

One of the best youtubers in the world proven by his epic game play of roblox
Bro have u watched Monkey Gaming. HES FIRE
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Full Monkey

When an individual jumps around or over something or someone to avoid exposure to a nasty situation.
At the Taj Mahal in India, AP1 had to go full monkey in the men’s bathroom to avoid contact with people sleeping on the floor in urine and others taking a standing bath in the sink.
by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025
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Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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monkey

this monkey stole my balls
by sewy69 December 14, 2022
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Porch Monkey

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie
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ass-monkey

ass-monkeys are really smelly and dumb
by Stinky Cheeks April 3, 2021
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