Street Cock

A hotdog purchased from a street vendor outside a nightclub between 1:00am and 4:00am

note: 4:01am-12:59am its just a hotdog

Conversation-
Friend: hey man lets go our taxis here!
Friend2: no man let me get a street cock first

Vendor: What can i get for you?
Friend2: Can I have a street cock, with bacon?
Vendor: You sure can! would you like sourkraut?

by drunkenlady101 June 26, 2012

Cock War

When someone is referring to themselves as being bigger and better than the other person. It metaphorically is expressed in the size of one's "cock." This is not to be confused with a pissing contest.

"I am a girl, but MY cock is bigger than YOUR cock." "Jenna is a better manager than you. BOOM. She just won the cock war."

by THE JENNA August 18, 2013

alarm cock

when you get such hard morning wood that it instantly awakens you from a deep sleep

that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.

by iwannafuckbettywhite September 2, 2013

fury cock

It's name for a male cat, opposite of "pussy" and not a rooster, because roosters don't have fur.

This fury cock scrached up my new leather couch!

by Сэр October 19, 2013

Cock Knighting

The act of dubbing a girl with your cock, like a king knighting a subject. This must be done while the girl is on her knees, looking up expectantly and patiently.

'She'll officially be my girl friend after the Cock Knighting ceremony'

by NDTBF February 14, 2012

Cock Inches

A unit of measurement that a man uses to describe the length of his penis to feel better aout himself. One cock inch (though varies greatly from man to man) is roughly .6 standard inches.

Guy: "Say girl, i have a ten inch dick,"

Girl: "Quit using cock inches to try and be cool, we all know your a sixer."

Guys friends: "OOhhhhhhhhh!"

by bigrod12 December 25, 2011

cock smash

an often word used to describe Sloan Lamb

" Sloan Lamb is such a cock smash

by Osama Bin Ladin Bosama Bloob December 28, 2011