Cat poop

The simile of toe jam.

Baby Gavin had cat poop between his toes.

by Doff B October 02, 2021

Litter on a cat

When your best friend is about to come out of the shower but your pooping on the toilet and he is confused on how you got into his house and you explain it was through the window.

"How the fyck did you get here" said Gerald, "I crawled through the window dude I really needed to Litter on a cat"

by XxVapeGudxX March 22, 2017

somas cat

soma went to the toilet for a wee wee and accidentally urinated on the cat. Therefore somas cat!

oh wow you really benfelled it so hard and did a somas cat

by kal1b May 02, 2025

Ur Dog A Cat

the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.

Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*

by UMGUDLUGTUDF April 07, 2018

Designer Cat

When the pussy is immaculate, an unforgettable sexual experience. A once in a lifetime opportunity.

"Yo how was the sex last night"
"The best I have EVER had she had a designer cat"

by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020

Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.

You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?

by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025

Cat Punk

A rare type of creatures which are half cat and half human, usually quite punk. They are known for wanting attention but instantly refuse it once someone is willing to give it to them. They live in their own world and hardly let anyone in, but once they do, you will have the time of your life.

Damn, he’s so cat punk. I just want him.

by changingtheworld April 18, 2022