Jocking on my balls

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.

Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.

by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011

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Box of curve balls

Something you ask a new new guy on your baseball/softball team to get to make them look foolish. See headlight fluid

Hey new guy, the coach wants you to go check with the other team to see if they brought a box of curve balls.

by ChuckBS July 1, 2011

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slicking the cue ball

The act of shaving one's own head.

Sorry I'm late I was busy slicking the cue ball

by T-Wilson September 11, 2011

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Pear o' balls

The testicles. A pear(scrotum) of balls(testicles), also a pear(pair) of balls.

Damn, she kicked his pear o' balls!

You'd have to have a big pear o' balls to do this shit!

That porn actor has a big pear o' balls!

by Nobli May 26, 2023

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Restaurant Blue Balls

When you get an overwhelming sensation from seeing your waitress come by your table with food that you think is yours, but it turns out to be another customers leaving you unsatisfied

"Oh fuck bro I thought that Cobb salad was coming my way I got so excited just to be left disappointed "

"Well shit man, you just got restaurant blue balls"

by Dcoops1313 July 20, 2017

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From the movie "Mr. Saturday Night" (1992). A person having the courage to perform only in his or her living room to an audience of family and friends, as opposed to performing onstage in front of strangers.

You only have living room balls--no way are you ready for the big time.

by anonymous July 23, 2017

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