Go chase a bag

Telling someone to mind their business and don’t worry about what somebody else is doing

Jadaurian won’t stop telling people to go chase a bag.

by Laksjdhf June 8, 2019

three marble bag

The contents of a speedo when the gentleman sporting said garment is over the age of 40 and walking out of a fairly chilly surf.

Check out the three marble bag on that guy!

by oban144u July 29, 2011

Stay fresh cheese bags

Probably the best way to say your farewells. This saying was first tweeted by Rich Neville on Twitter.

A: Ah hecc I gtg man
B: Ah ok
A: Alas, stay fresh cheese bags
B: Mmmmm will do

by NikNakZak April 1, 2019

I’ll get the chip bag

1. When you’re too poor or too young to get a flesh light so you use a chip bag 2. When you don’t have any tissues so you beat off into a chip bag.

Kenny: Shit I wish I had a fleshlight.
Stan: I’ll get the chip bag.

by XNarz September 25, 2019

bag ‘em and tag ‘em

Hooking up with someone and then talking about it to everyone

Guy 1: are we going out?
Guy 2: yes
Guy 3: can’t wait to get that poon
Guy 4: alright boys bag ‘em and tag ‘em

by DJABBYCHRIST October 6, 2019

cold tile tea-bagging

the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat

"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"

by floydandsky September 23, 2011

Put your head in a bag

To surripiteously smoke a bowl on the beach by getting low to the ground and sticking your head in your backpack like you are looking for something. You then proceed to light up.

I put my head in my bag on the beach today.

by Tim June 10, 2003