by Copzack April 16, 2025
Get the Chunky Monkeymug. .
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025
Get the A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).mug. Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018
Get the choking your monkeymug. A guy who has a bad habit and gets great enjoyment of randomly rubbing his Weinner on anything and everting , laughing like a Japanese little girl , acting like a retard at Chucky Cheese . As he Rockes Out with is cock out .
by Lord Phuck Boy May 18, 2023
Get the Phuck Monkeymug. When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.
"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"
by Hisgirlfriend182 January 10, 2014
Get the monkey hangmug. 
