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super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018
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Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass
I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around
by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025
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slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.
by charlieman12 November 1, 2010
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I Love Monkeys!

Means that you love monkeys, or you are being racist and using sarcastic intent calling black people monkeys.
Whitest dude ever: I Love Monkeys!
Black dude: yeah same
Whitest dude ever: Are you gay????
Black dude: What No! Why would you think that??
Whitest dude ever: You said you love "Monkeys"...
The Whitest dude ever got beat up and sent to a hostipal where he woulddie from his injuries
mugGet the I Love Monkeys!mug.

high-fived-a-monkey

Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids December 6, 2015
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monkey nuts

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.
"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".
by goofy hippo April 27, 2022
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monkey

black person: touches white person

white person: get your black monkey bannana peeling hands of me Niiigerrrrr
by MR0rizz October 25, 2022
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