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lay down tar

I got to make a living so I lay down tar!
by Onte Da LoverBoy February 4, 2024
mugGet the lay down tarmug.

Down with the keggles

Having hiccups that distort your speech.
Oh! Goodness, I'm down with the keggles
by thegreatwizard6734 June 16, 2018
mugGet the Down with the kegglesmug.

Carl Down

Finance Douche: Carl Down
The other guy: I can't hear you, can you come out of the closet?
by Haterz13579 August 31, 2016
mugGet the Carl Downmug.

Downing

To be piss poor at something, or have no idea what the fuck your doing.
Dude you really fucked that up. That was a downing move there.
by Titan Up September 12, 2022
mugGet the Downingmug.

dick down

Noun: a therapeutic act of penetrative intercourse in which the penetrating male assumes a physical position dominant enough to render his partner completely immobile, typically taking the over position in an over/under horizontal configuration ambiguous enough to initially suggest nothing more than an intention to cuddle, but eventually building to a fucking so goddamn hard and so goddamn good for so goddamn long that the penetrated partner – through a process similar to the churning of butter – is broken down into paste, then ash, and finally dust, before being reborn as an all-new, happier, healthier, much less mouthy version of who they had been prior to the dick down. (The shout of "Hallelujah, Jesus!" that traditionally concludes a dick down has led some scholars to suggest a possible link to what is referred to in some circles as "receiving the holy spirit," some going so far as to suggest that they are, in fact, one and the same event, the latter simply reflecting a more polite way to refer to the former in the presence of children.)
"You know what that mouthy little B needs, don't you?"

"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."

"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"

"Yes, mama."

"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.

BOY, I SAID GO!"
by gwillikrz May 7, 2022
mugGet the dick downmug.

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
mugGet the hand-me-down retardedmug.

Down-unda-handshake

1) Use of insider information in Australia to get something
2) Handshake with a cock (see also Handjob, Handie, Handjo,...)
"Use your down-unda-handshake to get us the information."

"I received a down-unda-handshake from that chick we met last week in Melbourne."
by AUtacobender January 18, 2014
mugGet the Down-unda-handshakemug.

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