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Ah my kid is falling!

Person 1: oh look at your cousins enjoying herself on the, ah my kid is falling!

Person 2: you mean the slide?
by Oh no our table! It's broken! December 19, 2021
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ipad kid

that one stupid unsocial kid who has an ipad at the age of 2-9 and 20 years later the parents wonder why their kid was a elementary and middle school loser.
Briana: Why is that kid with his ipad and not playing basketball outside with his cousins?

Abdul: He's an ipad kid, he lacks basic social skills and has never talked to anybody but their mom and dad.
by jimyjohn December 19, 2021
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ziegfeld kids

dumb mfs stupid anooying go away
by nbskjhfbijnd December 22, 2021
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Marker Kid

wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them
@1insomnia234 tweeted: wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them
by wtf is a marker kid December 28, 2021
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KID

A form of expressing extreme laughter if "LMAO" or "LOL" is not enough for you. The more "Ds" the "KID" has, the funnier the joke was. If one says "kid" (no caps) then your joke was not funny in the slightest, or the other fellow is concerned or confused.
insert mildly funny sentence here
"KID"
insert VERY funny sentence here
"KIDDDDDD"
by Jolly ol' chap December 28, 2021
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NCW-Kid

A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.

(No Condom Week)
Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!

Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid

Or

*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings

Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!

Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you
by nora the explorer January 23, 2022
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deadpool kid

The type of kid to have the shitty one layer, "I'll just say the opposite of what i mean" sarcastic sense of humor that makes you want to fucking die.
This deadpool kid's shitty humor makes me want to die
by anonymous hater 2 January 23, 2022
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