nipple dick

a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.

shut youre pie hole nipple dick, i dont want to hear it.

by alex ~ September 21, 2006

Dick of Death

When a male gives a female his dick so good she has the best orgasm ever that it turns her into a psycho stalking bitch.

Alvin Mack must have given that poor girl the Dick of Death cause she has turned into a psycho stalking bitch.

by Alvin Mack December 24, 2008

Suck Dick !

Suck Dick ! is is what a guy hears from the guy fucking him in his asshole, while another dude forces his dick into the guy's mouth while he's being spit-roasted.

Matt and another cadet were trying to spit-roast me, and as Matt was inserting HIS cock into my asshole, I heard him shout Suck Dick ! as his cadet friend tried to push HIS meat into my mouth!

by USAF Cadet April 7, 2021

dick ninja

One who takes up the nearest opportunity to suck someone's dick to reach a spotlight of some kind.

Michael: Henry instantly complemented the boss's new suit and tie and made a huge suck up speech to him too, He even got promoted the next day for it.
Oscar: Dude, what a dick ninja.
Henry: Oh hey guys! Whats up? (wipes the proverbial cum off of face)

by oscarthegrouch January 14, 2008

Dick Sleeper

Two Definitions:

1. When you masterbate so much that your dick wont get hard anymore.

2. This is the name of a wrestling move in which the person squeezes the opponent until they pass out and barf.

1. Jake whacked off so much that he gave himself the Dick Sleeper.

2. Aaron gave john the Dick Sleeper and won the match.

by Jahosafat69 April 2, 2010

Dick Snipper

A insult that sometimes is meant to imply that the insult-e is a homosexual. Other times it can be used to refer to someone as a idiot, douche bag, or a flat out dickhead.

Jack: "Dude, the color of those jeans don't go good with that shirt."

Bill: "Shove it, Dick Snipper!"

by Dursirreal734 April 22, 2010

Dick Jockey

A person who rides lots of dicks... just as much as cowboys used to ride horses

That Garrett Miner from NorCal is such a dick jockey!

by Lukedean March 22, 2010