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New Zealand

A country known for its progressive stance on public health, notably banning anyone born in 2005 or later from ever smoking for the rest of their lives. This bold move aims to reduce smoking rates and promote a healthier future for its citizens.
New Zealand is setting the trend in public health—banning smoking for anyone born after 2005 shows they’re serious about combating tobacco use!
by Emotional Cruiser July 22, 2025
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Channel 3 Eyewitness News

a television station in Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States, affiliated with NBC. The station has been owned by Sarkes Tarzian, Inc. since 1982
Cindy Sexton celebrated 25 years with Channel 3 Eyewitness News in 2010. She co-anchors Live at 5:00 , Live at 5:30, Eyewitness News at 6:00, and participates as a co-host on 3 Plus You weekdays at 11:00 a.m.
by SPrice1980 May 21, 2023
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New Jersey Turnpike

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike
by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023
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Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.
Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
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No. I'm not looking for a new job.

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.
Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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Happy New Year

Its 2023 now. DONT WASTE ANY TIME OF IT.
Person 1: Happy New Year!
Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year
by Mia <3333 January 1, 2023
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New York Times Bestseller

Literally every book that exists, used to exist, and will exist
X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself

X: nvm every book is one
by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023
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