Ehsan Time

To show up somewhere after taking a dump.

Hooper 1: We are hoopin at 9 today, you coming?

Hooper 2: Yup. I’ll be there at Ehsan Time though!

by Shit Life Jimmy May 24, 2025

Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"

I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!

by Stygmatik November 27, 2019

Bumpy time

any type of sexual intercourse. Oral bumpy time is a BJ. auto bumpy time is masturbation.

she was in the bath room so long because she met up with some guy. I am assuming that they had bumpy time in a closet.

by elisabeth of neal November 3, 2009

Birthday time

Birthday time is the 7 days before your birthday, and the 7 days afterwards.

My birthday time starts tomorrow

by tjbeus February 1, 2023

The ass end of hard times

When you feel extremely sick.

His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.

by Maddogg radio December 10, 2023

Mind Time

The time it feels like in your head

"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"

by Wasted. October 18, 2008