(1)A type of person who agknowlages him/herself in the best way possible and doesn't give a fuck about anyone, even his/her family.
(2) the act of giving someone a swirly after you crapped in it
(2) the act of giving someone a swirly after you crapped in it
(1) You are such a damn Shit Swizzler!
(2)"how was your day?" "It was awful, I was a victim of the Shit Swizzler"
(2)"how was your day?" "It was awful, I was a victim of the Shit Swizzler"
by The40thrainbow February 11, 2017
Get the Shit Swizzler mug.A Shit Slip is when you are wiping your bum, and you don't use enough toilet paper. This causes your fingers to slip through the paper and touch the poo on your bum.
by Devil Man 1928 July 28, 2016
Get the Shit Slip mug.Stiff Shit commonly used in conjunction or in replacement of too bad. Used when someone is complaining of something or being a little bitch about a situation.
Example 1:
Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.
Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.
Example 2:
Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.
Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.
Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.
Example 2:
Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.
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by sirweighalot March 26, 2009
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by jadedemotions October 29, 2007
Get the shit-critter mug.Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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