3rd degree black lip

A person exceptionally skilled in the art of sarcasm, especially debilitating personal insults.

Guy: Nice outfit! Thrift store having a sale?
Real woman: Dead man talking!
Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit?
(Real woman pummels guy to death.)

by k2kate January 28, 2009

pot calling the kettle black

an idiom, in saying that something is, while the one saying it *is* that thing.

I ran into the conformist at SamGoody with an Eminem cd, whereas I had a Blondie cd. He said I was retarded because I was 'listening to shit.' I replied 'Well, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 30, 2004

Black Friday Toilet (BFT)

A liar who is full of shit. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday has a reputation for being a day of massive bowel movements.

“I can’t believe a word you are saying. You are like a Black Friday Toilet (BFT). BFT can also be used as an acronym to describe American politicians.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

Sex with the black haired waitress

A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.

Look at Denny! That sex with the black haired waitress made him pass out!!

by Amo 83 November 11, 2021

National black cat day

On this day if u find a black cat u give it the most love in the world unless u have one u still give it the most love it will ever receive

Person 1: “I found a black cat!” Person 2: “give it love it’s National black cat day” person 1: *gives it the most love ever

by Badyeatsfood14 October 27, 2019

Blacked out big boy

Sum who drinks a twelve pack of bud ice and smokes a bowl of fire nugget then blacks the fuck out and pisses all over the couch.

Dude look at that blacked out big boy he pissed all over ur couch man kick his ass.

by SilkyJohnston October 10, 2011

assasins creed black flag

Best assassin's creed game by far
Why? Pirate + really cool assassin= best thing ever

Person 1: I love the new AC
Person 2: what is it?
Person 1: AC Valhalla
Person 2: oh, I prefer assasins creed black flag

Person 1: nah that's trash

Person 2: watch your back...

by Fin_iguess September 19, 2022