mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

Ur mom

To say anywhere, any place, or anything

Bob: Hey what did yo eat for dinner?
Jim: I had Ur Mom

by yuhitsariana May 13, 2022

your mom

im smashing your mom be ready to become a brother

"your mom is a idiot"

by ily.cartii December 11, 2023

Ur mom

Valid roast😍✊use when someone says anything really(stay slutty my friends)

E.g “omg what is the thing dripping” youd say…”your mom”

by A.R iyk me then yk me January 20, 2022

aidan's mom

An asian sterotype mom who is cool but asked for grades too much

Aidan's mom is cool.

by cubinmc March 12, 2017

A butt load of mom bomb

When you have a cool mom and her comebacks are LIT!!! A butt load of mom bomb is what your mom would say after she just destroyed that $&@#* in your school

$&@#*: careful, next time you look in the mirror it will break

Mom: why will you be standing behind me?

Crowd:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mom: you just got a butt load of mom bomb

by I_is_pickle July 10, 2017

Mom

A lifesaver. She will do anything in her power to protect you and love you. She's unbelievably caring and will always be there for your ups and downs. The one person that will love you regardless. Her love is abounding. she will never run out of love for you. Even if she isn't with you, she loves you.

she's like a mom to me

by Behumbl December 8, 2023